Say What?

We know — when you hear the word "free," your first instinct is to put your wallet in a safe. But we really will send you free sunglasses. Here's why: when a sunglass manufacturer has unsold inventory, they give it to us to distribute for free. They have to do something with them, and this way their sunglasses get seen and noticed.

Urban $150.00 FREE	Theory $110.00 FREE
	Swank $130.00 FREE

Looking for catches? Don't worry, we got 'em...

1.) We'd like your email address. You don't have to give it to us, but we'd like it if you did. We won't sell it to anyone, but we might want to drop you a line once in a while if we get other free products we'd like to tell you about.

2.) We'll give you the sunglasses for free, but we can't pay to ship them to you (what are we, your mother?). All you pay is a small p,p&h charge.

3.) Would it kill you to email our URL to some of your friends...?

Five great facts about these sunglasses

1.) They're all made from some very cool components, such as:

• Orion High-definition lenses
• Avalon 98/100 UV PolyLenses
• Memex Nickle-metal frame
• Zevlex PolyFrames
• SoftGrip nosepads
• Optical hinges / spring-loaded hinges

2.) They're backed by an unconditional 30 day money back guarantee!
Don't like 'em? You return our sunglasses to us, we return your money to you. All of your money. Even the p,p&h. Confident, aren't we?

3.) They're covered by a 10 year warranty!
If your sunglasses break and it's our fault, we will give you exchange privileges against any current pair you'd like. (Of course, if you jump out of a plane and your parachute doesn't open, you're on your own.)

4.) They're platform independent (because "unisex" sounds so 20th century...)
System requirements: two ears, one nose and a strong sense of style. Male or female doesn't matter, because these styles work for everyone. We are very "open standards" here — some of our favorite people are people.

5.) They're engineered to meet or exceed the US government ANSI standards
How cool is that?! (Uhh, hello...Is this thing on...?) Yeah, well, it is cool. It's way cool. In fact — (you're not even listening now, are you? Oh never mind...we're going to go have lunch with the techs...)